Answering the question "Where are you?" seems to beg for context, so here it goes:

*Sean takes a deep breath and begins...*

I was born and raised in California. After my folks divorced and my mother remarried, we moved around a bit before settling and putting together a ranch near Chico. I left them in my teens to go try out life with my bio-dad. When that didn't work out, I tried life on my own. I picked up some college courses, worked a few jobs, and things were going swimmingly but slow when I decided to join the Navy. That took me to RTC Orlando Florida for boot camp and then off to Norfolk Virginia for my duty station on board the USS. L.Y. Spear (AS 36). After putting in my obligatory four years, I trudged out to the ranch in Missouri where my mother and stepfather had newly set up shop. There I met my wife-to-be while working through my Associate in Computer Science at John Wood Community College. From there we moved to the Buffalo, New York area where she completed a degree in Celtic Studies at the University of Toronto. From there we moved to Bangor, Maine where she completed a Master of English and where I completed a Bachelor of Computer Science at the University of Maine in Orono. We've now moved out to Michigan and are saving up for whatever comes NEXT.

*breath... breath...*